I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?
Not paying bills
stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
*cries violently* mY CHILDHOOD
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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