I will pop those implants.

About Me

I'm Lynn.
I'm hilarious.
I reblog.

Blogs I follow:

1. how can you face your problem if your problem is your face

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2. lolsofunny:

   forsciencejohn:

   dirtydaryldixon:

   better start preparing for the season finale now.

   

   
   it doesn’t even matter what show this is for

   (Source: dirtydaryldixon)

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Reblogged: smokeporch

4. ehmanuelle:

   how to get a hot body

   1. heat oven to 425° F
   2. get in oven

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Reblogged: c0caine-train
5. • me: ur sitting in my seat
   • kid: i don't see ur name on it
   • me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up
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6. 

   v-o-g-u-e:

   mighty-mjolnir:

   mina-marina:

   wayward-saints:

   that-anchor-holds:

   Ladies and gentlemen, the Hemsworths.

   meanwhile, in Australia…

   Keeping up with the Hemsworths.

   there is no way you cannot reblog this

   omfg this is actual perfection

   (Source: christinahendricks)

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7. gayisnotasynonymforjalex:

   she hit da floor (she hit da floor)

   next thing ya know

   shawty died

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8. connuh:

   i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

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Reblogged: -makemesmile

9. theappleppielifestyle:

   one time my friend brought a mcchicken burger and the whole time she was eating it she looked really confused and then halfway through she stopped chewing and pulled the top bun off and stared at it for a while before whispering “they forgot the chicken”

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10. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

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Reblogged: -makemesmile